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Just a bunch of sql jokes that I found on the net and I thought they are funny.
 
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20
AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:
 
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;


A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to a table and asks 'May I join you?
 
SELECT * FROM politicians WHERE clue > 0;
SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id=3;
SELECT * FROM girls WHERE freesex = True;